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Friday, January 6, 2012

(Teabrainer shot) PLEASE!!! This is too good. I gotta go here, or my internal organs will burst!

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"Already, the religious right, represented by Rick Santorum, and Tea Party activists, represented by Ron Paul, have pushed Romney in unwanted directions."
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Repeat: "...Tea Party activists, represented by Ron Paul..."
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Maybe I should say that again: "...Tea Party activists, represented by Ron Paul..."
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To clarify the identity of the individual: "...Tea Party activists, represented by RON PAUL..."
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Now, to break that down into an algebraic* statement: "Tea Party activists"="[people] represented by Ron Paul".
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To simplify the equation**:
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"Tea Party"="Ron Paul"!
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* NOTE TO TEA PARTY PEOPLE: "Algebraic" means, "of or pertaining to algebra." "Algebra" is that funky math stuff with all the letters that folks who pass the fifth grade study (no, not English class). It is NOT a type of women's upper-support undergarment made from or containing something that grows in your fish tank.
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** NOTE TO TEA PARTY PEOPLE: An "equation" is a statement saying two things are the same, or "equal." That is why it includes what is called an "equals sign". It looks like this: " = ". So as you can see, that key has uses other than making funky emoticons.
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Speaking of which...
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Now, c'mon. There is NO WAY I could pass this one up! It's like telling a comedian in the '90s not to make Monica Lewinsky jokes. And imagine if someone had accused her of being used by the political opposition and called her a "sucker." COME ON!!!!
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Thank you. Carry on.
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