Cats, Guns, and National Security

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Was following up on this story and found this forum discussion: " Texas Man gets into knife fight with cat, Gets airlifted to the hospital"   http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=5231473   Two of the best comments below:   1. Never bring a knife to a catfight.   2. (In reply to above) He pulls a knife, you pull a cat. That's the Houston way.   [Take-off on Sean Connery from "The Untouchables"] --- On Tue, 5/10/11, wrote: Subject: UPDATE: Re: Man airlifted after fight with cat To: Date: Tuesday, May 10, 2011, 2:31 PM UPDATE: More info here.  It was a 20-lb feral cat, and the guy was legitimately defending himself.  Sad about the cat, but still... THE GUY GOT HIS ASS KICKED BY A CAT! http://www.click2houston.com/news/27831869/detail.html It was around 1 p.m. when investigators said Gibson (the human) came home and found a 20-pound tabby standing in the middle of his living room staring back at him. Scared, police said, the man...