Actual advertisement from 1904: Even Guns.com has issues with this: Yup. You can stare at it all day and it’s still a little girl in her jammies twirling her dad’s Safety Hammerless; .32 S&W was popular at the time. “Absolutely safe!” “Papa says it won’t hurt us.” Because an accidental discharge, you see, is impossible. Of course, what’s meant by accidental is that it won’t shoot unless you pull down a trigger, and a little girl isn’t strong enough to do that. Nobody believes that sort of thing now, underestimating kids is like a bullet train to finding peanut butter inside every single electronic device you own because the DVD player looked hungry and so did his friends. The truth, as distasteful as it may be, is that indeed people have gotten smarter about such things in recent decades. As the Guns.com article put it: Ultimately this sort of ad today would be inexcusable. And not because of lawyers, but because that’s a girl in her jammie...