Our military does more than kill bad guys and defend the Free World. It also tracks Santa Claus!
http://www.noradsanta.org/en/ (available also in German, French, Spanish, Italian, Portuguese, and two Asiatic languages). Every year the combined American-Canadian North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) tracks Santa--"St. Nicholas," "Father Christmas," or whatever you call the fellow where you are--and his reindeer-powered sleigh on their yearly trek around the world. It even providing them an escort of fighter planes while over North America. If you know any young people (or not so young people) who might want to look at this, please pass it on.
