"I'm gonna get me a dog!"

Despite my obvious and logical preference for the superior feline species, sometimes those crazy canines have their selling points! -----  I'm gonna get me a dog!                                             This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare.  At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their Daddy's are.  They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My dogs get their first checks Friday. Damn, this is a great country!