If my cat did this... "Naughty Cat Goes Missing And Returns With Fish 'Bill' For Its Owner To Pay."

https://says.com/my/fun/naughty-cat-goes-missing-and-returns-with-fish-bill-for-its-owner-to-pay?fbclid=IwAR2ksiWH_q5rYNH1A7qqIrI_M7v0Zhr3rX9vJzSrMLxQpzVycSM0yfExRns

(BTW, title is wrong: Cats have no owners; they have house staff.)

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"Your cat kept staring at the mackerels at my store, so I gave him three mackerels."

Naughty Cat Goes Missing And Returns With Fish 'Bill' For Its Owner To Pay